Tuesday, June 4, 2013

So I forgot to tell you.............

OK so it has been a couple of years and my blue apples are selling like hotcakes!! Everyone wants to eat and grow blue apples!! But they can't.....well they can... it is just going to cost them!!

A little dirty secret of the GMO world is patents! And I sure got a patent for my blue apples! But I didn't invent apples? No I did not however, I did make them blue so I can patent them. What does this mean?? If anyone, I mean anyone wants to grow blue apples they have to pay me!!

For example:

"my child brought home apple seeds from school we planted them"....I don't care....Pay me!

" I saved the seeds from the apple I bought and planted them"... I don't care ....Pay me!

"my apple tree was inadvertently pollinated by the neighbors tree and my apples just turned blue"... I don't care ...Pay me!

No matter who or where  in the world a blue apple tree grows it is MINE... ALL MINE!!!!

" But, But, But, you didn't invent the apple....it is nature...a living thing!!"

The above statement doesn't matter... I, and only I, made the blue apple and patented it so technically the "process" I used to make it blue is what the patent is on but the people who want to grow these apple MUST pay me a technology fee to use my product!! And if you don't..... I will sue!! Yes I don't care if you meant to do it or not! And besides how can you prove you didn't mean to do it?? So I don't care....Pay me!!

Now my million dollar corporation is no match for these "little" people I sue, not only are my blue apples selling like mad I am getting "extra cash" from lawsuits...Life is good! Or is it?

Stay tuned for the next installment......" As  the world turns....Blue"???

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